Life as a Chaos Nexus

This last Saturday evening I had an epiphany of sorts. I realized that I'm a Chaos Nexus. Just about anything that can go wrong will go wrong. I found this out on a date unfortunatly. It started off well. It was a nice night so I took her to my sisters house to make cookies and play the card game rummy. This part of the date went really well and we had a ton of fun. After that we got on my scooter to go to a park to swing on the swings. The park that we found didn't have swings in it(a park without swings what is up with that?!) So we improvised and decided to play the version of tag where you cant touch the ground. In the process of climbing over a wall I hear a big rip. I look down and realize that I have a new addition to the crotch of my pants, a window. So I decide that I need to stop by the Apartment real quick so I can get some new pants. As we are driving there my scooter runs out of gas, so I get to push it about 1/2 a mile to the gas station. As we're pushing my scooter it starts to snow! So we fill it up with gas and decide to watch a movie instead. Ya for these kind of dates that make my life interesting.